See Paris Die and other thoughts on being a Hilton.

I married into a Hilton family. I was very happy to have an easier last name – I thought, I won’t have to spell it out or explain it at all. Boy was I wrong. Now this namesake is carrying something special. People just love to make jokes and ask if I am one of The Hiltons. I wish I could answer “No, slutty mc hoho is not my cousin, sister or distant relative. I wish she would stop trashing the family name.” Instead, I politely smile and say “No, I’m not. I wish I had the bank account but not the scandal.” Now I’m ready to gather all of the other Hiltons in the world and start a backlash. I already ordered my “See Paris Die” House of Wax t-shirt and wear it with pride. It reminds me of the poor guy named Michael Bolton in Office Space. “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.” I agree. Rock on, Hiltons of the world. Fight the power. For those with money For those with less Office Space sound board

Posted on June 8, 2005, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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