See Paris Die and other thoughts on being a Hilton.
I married into a Hilton family. I was very happy to have an easier last name – I thought, I won’t have to spell it out or explain it at all. Boy was I wrong. Now this namesake is carrying something special. People just love to make jokes and ask if I am one of The Hiltons. I wish I could answer “No, slutty mc hoho is not my cousin, sister or distant relative. I wish she would stop trashing the family name.” Instead, I politely smile and say “No, I’m not. I wish I had the bank account but not the scandal.” Now I’m ready to gather all of the other Hiltons in the world and start a backlash. I already ordered my “See Paris Die” House of Wax t-shirt and wear it with pride. It reminds me of the poor guy named Michael Bolton in Office Space. “Why should I change my name? He’s the one who sucks.” I agree. Rock on, Hiltons of the world. Fight the power.
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